Charlotte Observer:( Driver ticketed for using biofuel )

Just read this phrase on Slashdot, with a guy who is asking them about legal advice regarding his business.  Not as in, "what's your opinion?" along the lines of skipping having to pay a lawyer 70 bucks for a consultation.  Anyways, while the usual crowd was doing their typical schtick ("Open source software or nothing!"  "Why should I you and your ( Read more... )

This is the only time I will ever speak about this walking sperm bank in my journal.


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This guy's either going to have one hell of a time explaining why he's in jail...or he's going to come off looking REAL good.

CNN:(  Man charged with stealing $250,000 worth of Skittles )

Because laridian brings the LOLs



(http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1749076 if you can't see it above)

Finally, a newspaper known for reliable reporting and undisputed straightforwardness has arrived in DC. And about damn time, too.

Yes, folks - The Onion now has a weekly print edition for Washington DC. ^_ ( Read more... )

Another line that brings t3h fu/\//\/ay from yesterday's thread about the uselessness of DST. It's a direct response to the comment I posted yesterday.
Dude, I'm so glad you brought this story to light. I've been telling my friends this story for years, and they look at me like I'm crazy. Truth be told, they look at me like that no matter WHAT I'm ( Read more... )

I have to admire the nonviolent stand of these folks, but there is a point to where one takes it too far. Like the bottom example, for instance:

Yahoo! News:( Ants test nonviolence of Buddhist monks )

I was just reading some of the boards here at work on whether people feel that Congress' new change of Daylight Savings Time is worth it. Frankly, I don't, but I wish I'd responded like the guy below:

Is DST WORTH IT? Boy, Let me tell you a story about the place I come from.

I live in Indiana (a Midwestern US state). Up until last year, we'd ( Read more... )

Rest in Peace, Clippy. Long may you annoy someone in an office software program somewhere.